Goldfish and Spanking

My opinion about goldfish is that they are supposed be the following things:  orange, tiny, only available to win from the Ping Pong game at the carnival and they're swimming upside down in clear plastic baggies of tepid water,  (Windy, what is it with you and the PPP? In my defense, I am talking about the ball here and I am not obsessed with balls.  Except for Storm's. And I was only afraid the first time I ever saw them.  Good Lord, I had no idea.  But, now he manscapes, so we're good.)....... back to the goldfish:  orange, tiny, live for about 7 days, reside in a small bowl on the kitchen counter where the young kids can throw Fruit Loops in it when Mom's not looking,  live alone in a one-man fish castle on a small bed of rocks, have a 3 second attention span, and stare at me like they know me and make me feel an overwhelming urge to take a second puff from my asthma inhaler.

After doing a little research, I discover that I am right about a few of those things.  1)Yes, goldfish do begin to recognize their owners, so Gill is indeed staring back at me. 2) They are often, but not always orange.  3)They shouldn't but will eat Fruit Loops or any other food they can fit in their mouths.

I am also wrong about several of my assumptions.  1)  They live an average from 5 to 10 years. 2)  They and their relatives  can grow to be very large --  The Giant Carp is the domestic relative crossbreeding  of goldfish.  (Sounds like a ttwd experiment gone terribly wrong.)  3) They should not live in little glass fish bowls because there is not enough oxygen. 4) The average human attention span is 8 seconds while the goldfish's is slightly longer at 9 seconds. Really? Yes.

Goldfish do better  when you give them regularly scheduled meals -- just like we gals do better with regularly scheduled spankings.  If your goldfish is kind of floating at the top on his side, he has bloat from you feeding him too much, so it is recommended to not feed him for two days. Although if you eat too much cake, FFF gals, and feel a bit bloated, I wouldn't recommended starving yourself for the next two days because, well, you're not a goldfish.  They can actually go 3 weeks without eating because they really good at storing fat.  So we need to stop hiring the neighbor's bratty kid to come overfeed the goldfish while we're on vacation.

Like my assumptions about goldfish, I have some preconceived notions about a particular kind of spanking that I have heard a little about.  It is called the good girl spanking.  I have seen the term on some of your blogs, but I don't recall an actual definition.

Storm and I were going to have some alone time that we knew about later one evening, but I was pretty sure I was only up to 5 swats.  "So you're going to give me a five swat spanking?"  Seems like a waste of time to me unless he plans to knock me into next Friday with each swing. (He's not, nor do I want him to.  Okay, maybe......into next Wednesday)  And then he said something to the effect of he could add to it a good girl spanking.  I freaked out.  "GAH!  What?!"  We have NEVER talked about this.... he just invoked the 5 swat thing out of thin air last week and the fact that he even knows what a good girl spanking is when I actually do not know shocks the heck out of me.  So, because I do not know what it is, I tell him.  "I do NOT want a good girl spanking," and then I grin at him, "But I am up for a bad girl spanking." We don't have a definition for one of those either, but if I had to choose on the fly, I'm definitely going with the bad girl spanking just to error of the side of intensity.  The terms "good" and "bad"  -- neither of those are sexy buzz words for me because he doesn't call my behavior good or bad.  He also doesn't call me "girl", although he does sometimes do this cute thing where he asks if I still want to be his girlfriend. (The answer is YES!)

For me,  a good girl spanking would be something that has to be hard enough to turn me on, but not so hard that it feels like true discipline so I guess I could deal with that.  And if Storm started calling me a good girl in certain situations, not that I want him to, but if it was something that he wanted, in the right context, I could get into that, and end up enjoying it and the sex afterwards, too.

But, like the behavior of goldfish, the term "good girl spanking" is still kind of a mystery to me and perhaps I am wrong about what it means.  I imagine that it is subjective and we all have our own interpretation, right?  But, because I can better wrap my head around the idea of a bad girl spanking, I would identify more with a betta fish rather than a goldfish.  Betta fish fight with each other.  Oh, yes, make up sex.  He/she prefers to swim alone and need a comfortable place to hide in order to feel safe.  I need time alone, especially to write and I do want to feel safe and that place for me is in Storm's arms.

I like the sound of all that.  I'd rather have a betta fish spanking than a goldfish spanking.  How about you, which would you prefer?