What if we took all the TTWD couples in blog land and we all moved into the same virtual neighborhood of life? What street would you live on? What would each house look like? Would we have an annual block party and a barbecue?
You know because I have shared as a newbie here in blog land, that Storm and I were trying to figure out where we "fit" last month. In this discussion, I was talking about the spectrum ..... and Storm classified us as French Vanilla. Me, "So we're not Vanilla ...... but if we're French Vanilla, then what does that make the couples that practice more intense things than we do? Storm's answer, "Rocky Road." I laughed at him and he laughed at himself. (Told you, own blog. Although he'd be taking half of my material with him, which is actually his material, and I am not done stealing his yet.)
Here is how you get to the TTWD neighborhood: You go north on Flogger Freeway for 2 miles and then east on Erotica Expressway for 12 miles. Take HOH Highway and turn right at the stop light (south) onto Fire Dance Freeway for 7 miles until you hit the Route (66 +3) Exit and go east for 3.1 miles until you hit the big sign on the right that says This Thing We Do Home Association. Make a right. Welcome.
The Vanilla houses on the block would look like this: They would have a deluxe barbecue grill, a fenced in back yard, and two dogs as pets. Their sex drawer would contain a vibrator, the book The Joy of Sex, and some KY jelly just to keep things moving smoothly. The sex is mostly missionary, but they do mix things up a bit. The husband knows where his wife's special button is and knows how to manipulate it and insert his plug-in as efficient as a 1960's switchboard operator. There could be a swat or two on the bottom here and there in playful fun, but the wife is hoping for something more. She's is inquisitive and is dying to talk more intimately with her neighbor just a few houses down......
The French Vanilla houses would have lots of interesting utensils in the kitchen, a coffee table book called The Little Bit Naughty Book of Blow Jobs, which they would put away when company that does not live on their street comes over. There would be a drawer in the bedroom containing several types of vibrators, some handcuffs, and many spanking implements other than what is found in the kitchen. There would be playful spankings during the day, or firm swat here or there, and regular spankings served mostly for discipline, some for fun, and some just because it's really kinky. The wives are expert blow job givers and would put the Owl on the commercial, "How Many Licks does it take to get to the Center of a Tootsie Pop" to shame. The husbands are excellent at spanking. And there are lots of candles in every room at the ready for a romantic evening. They would have either cats or chickens for pets.... but not tigers like they do at the house next door.............
The Rocky Road houses would be the scariest looking house on the block, but possibly the most interesting. Big like the Adam's Family house, cleaner, but still somehow everything there is in black and white. Some of us in the neighborhood would stay well clear of this house, but others of us would come out of our houses just to stare at theirs sometimes in wonder or with a little bit of fear. Instead of a sex drawer, they would have a sex toy crate which contains every spanking implement known to mankind and they all have individual names, a nice buffet of plugs, and some more serious restraints. Perhaps they have a play room with a refrigerator well stocked with ice cubes, ginger root, and hard liquor. Their coffee table books would be the entire collection of Sleepy Beauty by Anne Rice. We would imagine their pets would be exotic like tigers, but in actuality they'd just be Tarantulas and Ravens. Their sex could be described as scratchy........and wet. Except when they overdo it, then it is just waterlogged. (This happens in every household.)
So this TTWD neighborhood association would have to come together on a few things. We would need our own traffic cop for all of the HOH signals going on. He would rotate from street to street according to where the loudest spankings are taking place. We would vote on things like names for streets. Some examples include: Punishment Path, Lurkers Loop, Crop Corner, Paddle Place, Submission Street, Dominate Me Drive, Restraints Road, Lean In Lane, Cane Court, Writers' Way, Bend Over Blvd., and Spankers Square.
Our TTWD neighborhood association would have somewhat of a schedule. Some of us would be at Brunch on Sundays, practice maintenance on Mondays, we'd be be grateful on Thursdays as well as celebrate Throw Back Thursdays. Some of us would also make our contributions on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Fridays or Saturdays....... or when we are done traveling or get back from our road trips, enjoying our grandchildren, and our fishing trips (okay, my fishing trip.) We would send the men out to golf a couple of days a week so we gals can get together and have coffee or lunch and share our spanking secrets, sex toy reviews, new books, and why we did or did not get spanked yesterday. Each house would be equipped with a "Do Not Disturb" sign to put in their front window outside of these regularly scheduled events for extra times of sex, play, spanking, general kinkery, and nekkidness.
There would need to be a few empty houses in each street for those of us who want to move around a little bit, experiment, or aren't quite sure where we fit yet .... not according to anyone else's standards or opinions, but just trying to find their own comfortable place. For example, someone might ask, "Where ya going this weekend, Windy?" Me, "Rocky Road. But, I am just dipping my toes in their swimming pool ...... just trying to see a little bit of what it is all about down there...... but I will be back because sometimes I'm a little scared there."
So this is what I think our TTWD neighborhood would look like. But, I do need to be careful what I assume..... because what I think I don't see at the Vanilla house may just be very well hidden and they not only serve French Vanilla and Rocky Road at their house, they've got a big stash of Moose Tracks, too.
So what street would you and your man live on?
How fun, Windy! Our own neighborhood. Think of the block parties. And I would certainly love to come to your house for coffee some morning. Hmmm... I think I would like a house on Leather Lane. My favorite.ReplyDelete
You surely make me Smile!!
Hi, Ella! Shoot, I didn't think of Leather Lane. That is a good one! Yeah, too bad we all just don't live around the corner and have coffee time together, but at least we have our little cornet of the net, right? Glad you're smiling!Delete
Oh how i love those street names! I especially like “spankers square”. I foresee a lot of gatherings there!ReplyDelete
Thanks, Fondles! I would like Spankers Square, too! Yeah, we would have a lot of gatherings and some great times!Delete
Ooh what fun, a ttwd neighborhood, like the Corbin's Bend series of books. I love the street names and vanilla, french vanilla and rocky road. Awesome!
Thank you for the smile today. It's always a pleasure reading here :)
Hi, Roz!! I don't know what series that is.... I haven't read much for a long time.... Yeah, Storm gets credit for the Rocky Road, that crazy nut! Hilarious!Delete
You're welcome. It is always such a pleasure to have you here!! HUGS!
I LOVED this description of the neighbourhood. Once a few years back I was commuting on weekends from my home town to my new town. Boredom is a dangerous thing when you are driving 3 hours on a Friday night after work.ReplyDelete
One Friday I noticed there was actually a small town called "Domville". Trust me when I say every drive after that became very interesting as I planned and imagined a town full of kinky people.
As for what street we would live on?? I am thinking probably Rocky Road -- though Sir Steve said "Chunky monkey" (WHY ??!!! god only knows!! LOL )
thanks for an early morning smile when I needed it most Windy
Thank you, Morningstar! Oh, Domville sounds fascinating and so does your imagination of all the kinky people! LOLDelete
Oh, Chunky Monkey...... that sounds like a very interesting flavor and would make a great street name in our neighborhood!
So glad to help your morning be a little happier! Thanks, Morningstar for playing along!
Windy - We are in. What's the move in date and can our little city be near the beach?! I loved your post and kept thinking about those 1940's-1960's neighborhoods portrayed on old black and white tv shows. At some point in the story line, the housewife is always going next door to borrow a cup of sugar. On our block, it would be more like, "Storm! That Amy Lynn is acting up again. Going to need to borrow your cane tonight." LOL Based on our careers, we would live in a quaint vintage vanilla Victorian with a Rocky Road Romper Room tucked away in the basement. ;)ReplyDelete
Yay, Amy, you guys are in!! Yes, it can be near the beach, great idea! HAHAHA with the borrowing of canes because of your behavior! Love it! We would have a very interesting neighborhood with all the shenanigans! Ah, so Vanilla on the outside and very much Rocky Road on the inside.... I am glad I was careful with my assumptions! HA! Thanks for playing along and adding to the fun of our neighborhood! Yay!Delete
Oh, If only ...that would be such an interesting neighborhood...and such fun. being ourselves...can you imaging a BBQ in the back yard..and discussing what 'else' those utensils could be used for?? I think we would live on Rocky road, but it would be at an intersection of the others...since we have been there. Oh..and ourReplyDelete
garage or yard sales would have to be limited to the neighborhood! hugs abby
Hi, Abby! It would be so great to be able to be ourselves, you are right! I would love the kind of conversation you're talking about at the BBQ ! We all would! Okay, so maintenance Monday on Rocky Road for you. Got it! Oh goodness, a TTWD yard sale. HAHA Thanks for enjoying this post and our pretend neighborhood, Abby! Hugs!Delete
Count us in! ... We'd have moved a lot in this neighbourhood ... trying out all the different streets ... I think we'd settle somewhere near the junction of French Vanilla and Rocky Road ... and pssst! .... there a whole lot of moose tracks in our freezer ... we are Canadian after all :)) ... love your imagination, kiddo! ... nj ... xxReplyDelete
You're in! Woot! You guys would be big movers, huh? lol French Vanilla and Rock Road Junction works! Oh gosh... totally forgot about the moose and Canadian connection. Too funny!!! Thanks, NJ, for having fun with me (us) here.... HUGS!!Delete
We would move in a hot minute and I am still thinking about the street that. would suit me best. There is a lot to think about here. I always worry about our windows being open when Jack is spanking. If we moved to your little neighborhood, the worry woudl vanish. Jack would opt for a street named Peaceful Valley and he would work to keep it that way. Think of the fun block parties and BBQs. What a fun post, Windy! Your imagination never ceases to amaze me.
Hi! LOL at "hot minute." I did think about your windows being open, thus the traffic cop would be by your house a lot. hahaha Oh, Peacefully Valley is a clever and appropriate street name and yes your Jack would work hard to keep it that way indeed! Would love the parties (a lot hosted at your house, I think!)..... My imagination.. you have supported in my creative writing endeavors since day one! Thank you, my good friend! HUGS!
Very cool post. Hmmm...I would say we are something between french vanilla and strawberry cheesecake flavors for our style taking a bit from this and that with an occasional wild jump over to the Rocky side of things.ReplyDelete
I'd say ours is the biggest house on the block (think we probably have the most kids) and the top floor would be our spanking oasis of sorts. We'd live on Wood Paddle Way as that's how Hoss prefers it.
Thanks! The top floor, that's interesting. Oh Wood Paddle Way... ouch and thud! Nice combo of flavors at your big house! Fun!Delete
I love the neighborhood idea - and yes, you will have to read some of the Corbin's Bend books!! I'm in the process of writing one for that series now. I'm crossing my fingers that they'll take it. But you have the concept prefect. I whole community where we can actually be ourselves!ReplyDelete
PK, So you wrote this Corbin Bend books the gals are talking about? They all live on a street like this and do kinky stuff? Interesting. Glad I wrote this before I heard about yours because I probably wouldn't have written it. I find it hard to read books while I am writing my own things. Do you feel that way or do you do a lot of both at the same time? Thanks, PK!! Good luck on your next book, for sure!
No, Corbin's Bend is a series written by many different writers. It's a town in the Rockies established by spankos and only accept people who are opened minded and usually have a DD marriage. Check them out. There are many, many books. I'm writing one now I HOPE they will accept for the series. The series is a marvelous concept.Delete
Oh okay, thank you for clearing that up for me! Sounds interesting and fun! I really hope they accept yours! You can do it! Hugs!Delete
this is great...such fun! how wonderful would it be to live in a neighborhood where everyone could just be themselves... :-) HugsReplyDelete
It would be a blast, wouldn't it?! So glad you came by to join in the fun on our make believe streets! Thanks, Terpsichore! Hugs!Delete
Windy, I loved this post. In all actuality I guess J and I would be french vanilla, but when we first started out I jokingly coined us Rocky Road. However, by your description of it we are not at all that scary I think.ReplyDelete
Hi, JLynne! Welcome to our silly ttwd pretend neighborhood! French Vanilla is good! Laughing that you had the Rocky Road in mind when you first started. I'm so glad you came to see what our ttwd streets would look like! Thanks for your compliment on this fun post!Delete