Sometimes, Storm and I have started off with things that made us feel sexy or "kinked" and then something happens that was not planned and suddenly these things made us feel not so sexy or "unkinked." Here are a few fun examples:
1. Kinked when you're in the store aisle watching your man pick out a couple of dowel rods to spank you with.
Unkinked when you realize that he is testing them against the palm of his hand and some security guards in the back room are mostly likely going to see this on camera and think, "Dang, that lady is going to get her rear end beat tonight."
2. Kinked when you're in public and you look over to your right and see a couple sitting there and you think they look like fellow spankos. Then whispering this insight to your husband and he tells you he was just thinking the same thing.
Unkinked when you remember you're in a church.
3. Kinked when your man buys a new spanking implement.
Unkinked when that implement breaks while he's spanking you.
4. Kinked when you need a hand signal to tell your husband when to crank up the vibrator to the next level.
Unkinked when that signal is merely just a thumbs up.
5. Kinked when your man is using a fancy, powerful vibrator on you after a sexy spanking.
Unkinked when he switches gears on the device to make it more intense, but accidentally turns it off instead. Ugh, game over.
6. Kinked when your guy comes to bed prepared with some extra lubrication in hand.
Unkinked when that lubrication is cold as ice on your lower body parts.
7. Kinked when you get an expensive vibrating egg with remote control and test it in your hand to make sure the batteries work and everything is functioning. Looking forward to a first time sexy experience out to dinner with your husband.
Unkinked when you're sitting in the passenger seat with a dead egg inside of you on the way to the date. Perhaps I had been practicing my Kegels too much recently and I accidentally squeezed it to death. Of course I will have to visit the restroom as soon as we get to the restaurant because I am not leaving it up there the entire time while I eat dinner feeling like an inadequate mother hen. I'll wash it off later when we get home and set it on the dresser and give it dirty looks. Who knows? Maybe it will hatch and then I will be known in blog land as the TTWD Golden Goose.
How about you gals and guys? Do you have a "kink" that turned to an "unkink" to share?