Sunday, July 22, 2018

Kinked and Unkinked

Sometimes, Storm and I have started  off with things that made us feel sexy or "kinked" and then something happens that was not planned and suddenly these things made us feel  not so sexy or "unkinked."  Here are a few fun examples:


1. Kinked when you're in the store aisle watching your man pick out a couple of dowel rods to spank you with.
Unkinked when you realize that he is testing them against the palm of his hand and some security guards in the back room are mostly likely going to see this on camera and think, "Dang, that lady is going to get her rear end beat tonight."

2. Kinked when you're in public and you look over to your right and see a couple sitting there and you think they look like fellow spankos.  Then whispering this insight to your husband and he tells you he was just thinking the same thing.
Unkinked when you remember you're in a church.

3.  Kinked when your man buys a new spanking implement.
Unkinked when that implement breaks while he's spanking you.

4. Kinked when you need a hand signal to tell your husband when to crank up the vibrator to the next level.
Unkinked when that signal is merely just a thumbs up.

5. Kinked when your man is using a fancy, powerful vibrator on you after a sexy spanking.
Unkinked when he switches gears on the device to make it more intense, but accidentally turns it off instead. Ugh, game over.

6. Kinked when your guy comes to bed prepared with some extra lubrication in hand.
Unkinked when that lubrication is cold as ice on your lower body parts.

7. Kinked when you get an expensive vibrating egg with remote control and test it in your hand to make sure the batteries work and everything is functioning.  Looking forward to a first time sexy experience out to dinner with your husband.
Unkinked when you're sitting in the passenger seat with a dead egg inside of you on the way to the date.   Perhaps I had been practicing my Kegels too much recently and I accidentally squeezed it to death.   Of course I will have to visit the restroom as soon as we get to the restaurant because I am not leaving it up there the entire time while I eat dinner feeling like an inadequate mother hen.  I'll wash it off later when we get home and set it on the dresser and give it dirty looks.  Who knows?  Maybe it will hatch and then I will be known in blog land as the TTWD Golden Goose.

How about you gals and guys? Do you have a "kink" that turned to an "unkink" to share?

16 comments:

  1. Gosh... number 5 just happened to us last night, except instead of turning the vibrator off J turned it to a pulse setting and it was pretty much useless at that point since I was already revved up. By the time he figured how to fix the setting it was a no go for me.
    Jlynne

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    1. Laughing! So NOT funny though, is it? "No go,".... ! Yeah can't go back a lower setting or the pulse once we are all revved up! Thanks, JLynne, for sharing the trials and tribulations of vibes and ttwd! Hugs! Windy

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  2. I'm with number 5 as well ... fancy can have its drawbacks ... there is something to be said for simple like the good old electric Wahl ... when only having an off/on switch and 2 speeds carries the day ;)

    I can add one ... Kink is getting your morning sexy on in a boisterous way. Unkinked is the slam of the garage door under your bedroom and the starting of the truck ... when you realize, oh crap, it's Sat ... the day SiL comes to collect the recycle and the truck ... oops! :)) ... nj ... xx

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    1. HAHAHAHA I honestly don't even know what the thing does and I was surprised when it was all dark in the room, but that thing had some kind of light on it. LOL! Whatever works as I am not the one watching what is going on down there.

      Oh, you added one, NJ! Nice! "Boisterous" hahaha ...... Oh gosh, the suddenly hearing the garage door in any way is GAME OVER as well, right?!! Laughing! Thanks, NJ!! Hugs!

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    2. We must have the same thing then bc ours has a light too which I think just adds to the hotness of the whole thing!
      Ok, I can add one now... I'm sure I can add more having a house full of youngsters at home!
      Kink is when you're having morning sex and getting all hot and bothered under the sheets.
      Unkinked is hearing a tiny little voice talking to you from the foot of the bed and realizing they'd been there the whole time.
      Yep, true story,
      Jlynne

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    3. OH MY GAWSH!! The WHOLE time? Laughing so hard. Would have been interesting to know what you told him/her that Mommy and Daddy were doing under there. Playing camp tent with a flashlight and telling ghost stories? HAHAHA Great story! The other thing ... is new here... that thing will make your teeth rattle. SHEESH!

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  3. Yes it is very strong- too strong actually!
    I don't remember what we told her, lol...
    But right before we noticed her I was about to blow my husband and I was worried about morning breath-
    He said to me, "My dick can't smell."
    I was all concerned she heard that part so I think I was asking her what she heard, lol..
    Great post!

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    1. Our neighbors probably think we're doing night time construction with a jack hammer! Clever comment by your hubby! Laughing! Thanks for the fun, JLynne!

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  4. Love this post! Yes many of us have experienced similar unkinking events. Once we'd been dying for some alone time but the children seemed to be tag teaming us. Finally one night LJ was scheduled to work and Mollie was heading to Bible school. I dropped her off as Nick got things ready for our evening. As I pulled out after leaving Mollie I happened to pull out right behind LJ and I followed him home (they had too many at work and had let him come home). I had no idea if Nick was waiting for me in the living room with ... who knew what. I do remember LJ looking at me funny as we walked in and I was talking to him so loud, nearly shouting, but I couldn't think of another way to warn Nick that our evening had definitely been unkinked. I also have nightmares of what would have happened if LJ had been 10 to 15 minutes later.

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    1. Glad you love this post, PK! Your story is AWESOME as "kink" and then "unkink" addition to this post! HAHAHAHA Oh gosh though, near disaster averted. I do wonder what your son would have been walking into.... Oh, but the nightmares are NOT funny at all! GAH! I bet you have lots and lots of stories!! Hugs, PK! Windy

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  5. Fun post, Windy. I don’t have any stories to tell, sorry!
    Rosie xx

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    1. Fun is all that matters! Thanks, Rosie! Hugs! Windy

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  6. Windy,
    The vibrator egg story is hysterical. Must share that one with Sam. Just recently Sam made a paddle with holes in it out in his shop while I was away on a visit. He showed it to me all proud when I returned, and I eyed it with apprehension. When he finally decided to try it on my bottom, it broke on the second stroke. We couldn't stop laughing.

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. Holy cow, Ella, with holes? Laughing at "apprehension." HAHAHAHAA Maybe you were gone a little too long on your visit and Sam's got carried away in his shop? Was it wooden? If so, YIKES! Sooo funny that it broke on strike two! Well, you are mostly a leather girl anyway, I think? I love your great story! As far as Storm and I go, we are not very mechanically inclined with the sex tools. We can insert batteries and then we are out of luck after that! hahaha Hugs, Ella! Windy

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