Wednesday, July 11, 2018

Spanking Nancy

Nancy got me in trouble.  She is not real and she doesn't live in my head either.  She is just the idea of a very girly girl who is taking her time getting ready for ....... well, for whatever she wants, but probably a dinner party. She is a proper and prissy girl, one who takes pride in her appearance and perhaps rightfully so, but also she takes waaaaaaay too much time to primp.  Also, she is a little bit of a wuss and she definitely cannot throw a baseball.  Hmm.  This sounds like my older sister.  No wonder why we didn't get along growing up.

It is the idea of Nancy's bedtime ritual that got me into trouble. Once I am in bed, I do not like to be biffed or jostled or bonked because I am not prepared for it.  I can't see it to anticipate it, so this sort of thing truly throws off my very sensitive equilibrium.   I don't like the bed being shaken like crazy, plopping pillows, bumping into the bed, the lights still shining brightly in my eyes. I was very sleepy and kind of cranky and Storm does these things to get ready for bed, and it seems to take forever, and he just wasn't in the bed yet for whatever exhausting godforsaken reason.  He's standing at his side of the bed. I finally say, "Are you ever coming to bed, Nancy?"  And although he does not know who Nancy is, he knows she is a girl and that I hadn't just complimented him.  He slides into bed and says, "That's one," meaning I have just earned one set of five spanks for the near future.  And so I laugh a little and then tell him to put his mask on so I can talk smack again to him.  And he says that he can still count with his mask on.  And so I start to fall asleep as I am chuckling and we are spooning.  Storm lets me put my ice cold feet between his as he always does because he is manly and hairy and thick and warm.  Yum.

Fast forward 2 days......I earned an additional five spanks because I keep forgetting to put my wedding ring back on after painting or yard work and other messy jobs and I need to go out in public, mostly to the store.  That is one standing rule.  Have it on in public.  So, I have 10 coming my way and this is what Storm says we are starting with.  No warm up, folks. For the first time in my life I am swearing in my head during a spanking by swat 6 and then by swat 10, and I am beginning to realize that the Nancy comment wasn't worth it or funny anymore either.  I will give serious pause to the next time I even think about saying it.  Then Storm brings me up to talk to me for a bit, and then says he's not done so bend over again.  He gives me more that are intense but not like the first 10 and he adds a little bit of lecturing in his husky turned on Stormy voice ..... and then things lead to some kinkery over the bed.  Sigh.  But we almost had an accident of sorts.

Storm still loves to play Naked King of the Mountain. (very short read here)  and I enjoy servicing him, but I cannot get over the physical and psychological hump of you know..... if I am orally pleasing him and ......... what comes next, so to speak.  Yeah, that.   I have tried it twice in all these years and have thrown up both times.  Once was our anniversary date under a covered bridge, on the hood of our car while it was raining, which then had me running over to the open window in the wooden bridge and saying farewell to my dinner right onto the poor little unsuspecting critters that live in and around the little creek just below.   I don't think that is the way it went in  The Bridges of Madison County.  Not a very sexy ending for poor Storm.  So today I almost missed his signal to back away from the loaded gun. I am sorry if this disappoints any of you ttwd gals or your guys who might read this. I also realize that this probably makes me Nancy because while I can indeed throw a baseball within the strike zone,  Storm has to slide OUT of home (my mouth for you non-athletic folks) instead of into home..... but he says it doesn't matter to him how the run scores, just as long as it scores.

26 comments:

  1. Honestly girl...you should teach creative writing! The first part had me thinking ouch...but that last part had me laughing. Thanks for your honesty, M's is very palatable to me, and I think I read someplace about diet having something to do with the 'flavor' of the 'creamy treat'...M calls it that...I think so I picture ice cream! In any case...that last sentence sure sums it up nicely...scoring is all that counts..and how you get there, depends on those involved....
    hugs abby

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    1. Oh gosh, Abby, even reading part of your comment makes me gag. Laughing! That is why I did not go into detail in this post, but you just did and now I can only imagine what the rest of the gals are going to subject me to. I see book recommendations, food recommendations, cheers to suck it up, and then ignoring it by those who feel the same way I do about it. This fits in no ice cream category for me, not Vanilla, French Vanilla, Or Rocky Road. No Road. The road is closed. hahahaaha Thanks, Abby, for your encouragement about my writing. You really make a fellow blogger feel nice. And I am impressed that you are not a Nancy, but I am not surprised. Laughing.....Hugs!

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  2. Seriously feeling your pain, girl, in the first half of your story but laughing my ass off in the second. Frank and I don't have yours and Storms problem but we do have one that is similar in that, with age, whatever prompts my gag reflex seems to have sagged along with the rest of my body ... sucking on a popcicle these days can be a problem. On the plus side, however Frank has shrunk a bit from what he was in his prime ... good thing or we'd never get anywhere these days! ;)) ... hugs! ... nj

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    1. Good afternoon, NJ! Glad you feel my pain! And even happier that you are laughing your butt off over there. I knew you would! Oh sounds like your Frank is a big boy.... Laughing at the Popsicle ... well at least its a fruity flavor! HA! Thanks for the fun and relating to the gag reflex part of it all ! Gah! Hugs, girl! Windy

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  3. I envy you on the spanking. I won't be spanked for saying something like this more than likely. Nick doesn't hear well and I've gotten very used to muttering under my breath. Not too submissive, huh?

    As to the other, I've always been the one to decide on the depth and timing. I can handle swallowing, but it's not high on my 'to do' list. On my first trip to CA to meet blogging friends one friend brought a powder that her husband would be more 'flavorful.' I never thought to ask her if it worked.

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    1. Aww, Pk. You know what? I am not very submissive. It is my desire, but it is just not in my nature. I have a smart mouth...and a lot of other things, too. You know what else? Storm has to practice his dominance and almost make himself let it out. This is hard work for us sometimes and I would be extremely surprised if it isn't work for some other couples as well. Has Nick said he is on board with this ttwd thing? If you want to email me where we can talk more personally and privately, I welcome you to do so. As to the second thing.... it isn't a taste problem... I wouldn't care for frosting if it was warm and... snotty or whatever either! LOL I am open to yours and others suggestions though. I do always appreciate and consider new information. Thanks PK! Hugs!

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  4. Windy, this made me laugh. I have mastered this within the past year but I have to psyche myself up for it. When I first began trying to swallow, I was prego and it didn't work. The thought of it made me want to puke as I was already nauseated. After having our youngest though I have mastered it and done it a few times over the past year. I can't exactly say I like it though. The best advice I can give you is what was given to me- keep him in the very back of your throat so he comes in the back where you can't taste it and just swallow it quickly. That's the only way I can do it. Oh and the other piece of good advice was- don't panic!
    Good luck!!
    Jlynne

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    1. Jlynne,
      Oh my goodness. Laughing while reading your response and a little gagging going on, too. haha If Storm really cared about it, I would try much harder and do a lot of reading and asking you gals what the heck to do, I guess, but he says he doesn't care and he would never want to gross me out. He just said that to me tonight after reading this and the comments. LOL Thanks for your expert advice and your sense of humor. Also, could you let me know what blog of yours to follow? I don't know which one is your current ttwd/dd/ d/s blog. And thanks again and maybe I will man up and take it like a woman from Storm someday. haha

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    2. Not an expert but it's what works for me, lol. J likes it so I do it for him.
      My address is still the same- sorry for all the confusion. It's been a crazy couple of weeks!

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    3. Good you know what your man likes! Yay! Okay, thanks for the info about your web address!

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    4. these are my links:
      becominghisourjourneyintoadsdynamic.blogspot.com
      https://momminmayhemlifeonthehomefront.blogspot.com/
      I would love to be added to your roll call :)

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    5. Sounds great! Thank you! Keep writing!

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  5. Hi Windy,

    You are such a brilliant writer! It's always a pleasure visiting :) First I was trying to picture Storm fussing getting ready for bed and then the mask and you talking smack at him (love that btw lol). Next I was feeling your pain with the spanking then laughing my ass off.

    It's not my favourite either, but I have got 'better' (so to speak) over the years. It usually ends with half swallowing, half dribbling lol. Lovely picture I know LoL.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Hello, Roz! Thank you so much! It is my pleasure to have you here reading, laughing, and joining in and adding to the fun! Hmmm...dribbling.... maybe I could start with that... now you've got me thinking and I am not gagging...... no half swallowing yet though, not even 1/4 .... perhaps 1/10. hehe We shall see! Thanks for sharing your interesting method! Hugs! Windy

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  6. Windy,
    Finally I can see above the laundry and mail! Hooray! I have gotten myself in the same way you have........... my sassy talk has ended in a fiery storm. I, too, have had trouble in this area and think it is better listening to Jack on this sugject. It is kind of a ground-zero subject. You go right for it, my dear friend. Emailing soon.
    Meredith

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    1. Meredith,
      Yeah, we are sassy gals, it seems! I do not know what you mean by it is a ground zero subject, but I just looked up one possible definition and I am laughing... something about the point of detonation. LOL! And, yes, you listen to your Jack whatever he says, that is the way to be. And I am not "going for" anything anytime soon, M, but thank you for your cheers! LOL You and Rosie have me laughing..... Talk to you soon!

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  7. That Nancy sounds like trouble, Windy. Maybe you should unfriend her!
    As to the BJs, you won’t get any help from me because, on the rare occasion I perform that act, I bail at the critical point. Harry gets there anyway, so there’s no pressure from him for me to swallow.
    Rosie xx

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    1. Rosie, you are making me laugh so hard! "Unfriend" Nancy, huh? Can't stop laughing. Like she is on my facebook list ! Oh gosh! Well, you know what? In today's political and religious society here in this country, Nancy would not be at all surprised if I did indeed unfriend her nor would I be surprised if she did the same to me. In addition, I no longer care. And I wish that blow jobs and swallowing were the only problems that were chasing us. Still laughing. Okay.... so ... your Harry is like my Storm. They both don't care about the swallowing part. Thank GOD!!!! GAH! And you did help me very much because now I am less worried about it that you don't want to do it either! "Bail" is the perfect word for what I do. It might be at the last possible nanosecond, but I'm outta there! Thanks for the laughs, Rosie! Hugs!

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  8. OH i'm laughing so hard. Um, yeah, whatever works for you. I don't have the same problem, as far back as I can remember it's never been an issue. I DO know some of my girlfriends have said that having a mint in their mouth helps, and the extra cooling sensation is good for the gander too. Also, if he's had lots of fruit the days before it tends to be less objectionable. The worst is spicy food - it actually gets uncomfortable and peppery. But ok - enough. I shall spare you more details.

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    1. YUCK, Fondles! Laughing! Ugh, girl. I know where to go if I have questions.... Rocky Road is where. hehehehe Although some vanilla gals swallow, I think. So... for me.... the taste would be the second issue, not the first. The first is the texture and temperature. A breath mint, huh? Like one the size of a toilet mint? Maybe I should just get some of that numbing throat spray for when you have a sore throat. LOL! Oh gosh, poor Storm. Good thing he says he doesn't care. Maybe someday, I will put my big girl britches on (after having them taken off and being spanked, of course) and just suck it up, literally. And, yes, if that happens, I WILL be blogging about that for sure! hahaha Thanks, Fondles, for the fun and good info.

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    2. HAHA at "suck it up" you crack me up!

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    3. hehe Gonna go buy about 2 pounds of grapes, too, and feed them to Storm.....

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  9. Gosh I’ve gotta fix my blog roll issue! I don’t want to miss your posts!
    Ugh oh to than nasty friend Nancy! Snort!
    As to the other.... hmmmm I have been successful once. If he’s far enough to the back of my throat it’s easier. Most of the time the texture gets to me and it doesn’t end well for me. I Still am up for trying though. I want him to get the best experience for him! He says he doesn’t care if I swallow but LOVES everything.

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    1. Hi, Minelle! Yes, fix it because I don't want you to miss my posts either! HA!
      Your guy sounds like he treats you wonderfully and you do the same for him. Let me know if you have a successful 2nd time. LOL! Congrats on the first one! Texture is the same issue for me.... gag..... laughing. Glad we have patient men! Thanks for your fun comments!

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  10. Oh and I love the actual bj part......

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    1. Well, I am sure your man loves it, too! Woo! Woo!

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