Monday, September 17, 2018

If Your Blog Could Talk Back To You

Every time I start to write a new post, I have a mental check where I ask myself if I am sure about what I am about to publish.  It is like my own blog reminds me of my TTWD  Miranda Rights ........

This is my blog, it has the right to remain silent. Anything it says can and will be used against me (including the comment section).

 Here is how I think that goes if this blog could actually talk back to me:


Are you sure you want to post this?  I just spent 10 hours on it and I am sick of it, so yes, I am sure!  Are you sure you want to publish it now?  Yes.   I's like 3 am in England, you sure?  I'm lucky if I know what time it is here in my own state! 

Have you had anything alcoholic to drink in the last 24 hours?  I haven't had anything to drink the last 24 (times 2) years.  Maybe you should.  Hmmm.  Perhaps I'll try that with the TTWD Girls Gone Wild bunch some day. Then I will write a book called ,"How I was Corrupted at the age of 50 by the Baby Boomers."

Are you of a clear and sound mind?  After a good spanking, yes.  

Are you under the care of an HOH?  Does he know you're posting this?   Oh, yes, I am under his care, his thumb, his hand, his........ lots of good things.   He doesn't care what I post as long as I don't blog that his brand new cell phone is rose gold same as mine.  He says his is called "balls gold," and that he is secure enough in his manhood to have a salmon covered metallic phone.  He also adds, "I don't care."

Here's a thought: If you're upset with one specific person, how about you just talk individually to that person instead of venting about it here?   Because they're not IN blog land and that is the purpose for me to vent and him/her not to see it and then I don't have to answer for it!  HA! Free therapy for me! How is that fair to your blogging friends to make them read for your free therapy?  I would ask you to remember that I read their blogs, too.

Are you sure you want to be this vague?  The gals will have no idea what you're referring to.  I don't think they know half the time anyway.

This is very kinky writing, are you sure you want the girls to read this?  Hmm, maybe you're right.  I'll send it to PK and steam up her blog for FF instead!!

Are you sure you want to post this poem?  Most people don't get poetry unless they write it themselves and even then it's questionable. Yes, I want to post it because I was pissed off when I wrote it and it makes me feel better, even though one can't tell that from the poem, but like you said most don't understand or like poetry anyway, so who cares?

How about using less words this time just for fun?   You're talking to the wrong blogger, friend. Life is confusing enough to me.  I'm not shortening any explanation, ever. 

Should you be typing swear words?  Hell, yes. And ass isn't a swear word - it's a donkey and it's a president.

You do know 800 other people have already blogged every topic you could possible think of, right?  Hmmmm.  Every topic percolating in this brain of mine?  I think not.  Although according to my research, I am not supposed to be blogging until I have 100 practice posts, but I can't stop now!

Thank you for deleting and not posting that one.  "Know when to fold 'em." 

Are you sorry for what you typed when you were hungry?  No way, it was hilarious!


If you have a blog, what do you think it might say to you?  If not, what do you think some blogs should say to us crazy writers?  If you don't want to answer those, then what made you smile?

18 comments:

  1. LoL Windy, what a great fun post! I certainly know I asked myself some of these qustions before hitting publish. LoL at Storm's new cell phone. Balls gold indeed lol.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Thanks, Roz!! I knew you bloggers had some of these same thoughts !! The cell phone conversation here in our home which included other family members was hilarious. And he truly does not care. Laughing! Hugs, Roz! Windy

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  2. I have conversations in my head like this all the time...it is exhausting, really. LOL :-) Hugs

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    1. Hi, Terps! I think you're winning those conversations because you put some very good things up on your blog, including poetry that I can understand and enjoy!!! So you keep doing whatever you are over there because it works. Your blog is always a soothing place to visit. Hugs! Windy

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  3. Oh Windy,

    I laughed outloud this morning! The comment about ass was just priceless! I am glad to see that I am not alone in the running commentary in my head!

    Hope all is well with you. Hugs!
    Boosghost2

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    1. Hi, Boo! Glad I made you laugh. If you're a woman, that running commentary is a pain in the ass sometimes! We all think too dang much! LOL Thank you! Hugs! Windy

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  4. I used to go through this all the time..... I tried to keep my blog upbeat and happy and life was just "OH so wonderful" except at times it wasn't. and eventually I got fed up with people (specific people) being able to say anything they wanted to about me and I always took the high road.. (the way I was raised) and then one day I just said "fuck it" (ummmmm am I allowed to swear in your comment section?) and since that day I write/say what I want -- like details about the a**hole who stalks me ....... I write my life and I won't apologise for it anymore!! (stamping foot) My blog is MY therapy!!

    BUT
    to answer your question what would my blog say....... probably "Are you sure you want this out there?"
    and my answer will always be Y E S !

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    1. Hi, MorningStar! I think we all can relate to what you have said here as well. I like your question you think your blog would ask you and that you always know the answer! I do not always know the answer at all, thus the reason for this fun post. Thanks for joining in here! Hugs! Windy

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  5. Hi Windy - Unfortunately, I don't come by here often enough. I need to as that was an excellent post! Made me laugh, made me relate and just so honest.

    So when do we get to read that poem? I'm very interested.

    What does my blog say to me? My blog always holds me back from being too explicit and going off on a tangent from spanking. I sometimes think I should ignore it and just publish anyways; it is my blog anyways right?

    Best,
    Enzo

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    1. Hi, Enzo! You are welcome to come here more often any time! The link to my poem is right up there on left of my screen under Blog Archive and it is in the month of July and it is called Who is this Person? Regarding the thoughts of your blog, it is a fine line sometimes for sure. I do go often go with the thought of I can always post about this later if I am not sure for now, but I can never take back what I said publicly, so it is often better for me to wait or sit that one out! HA! Good luck with all your blogging decisions! Thanks for joining in here and adding to the discussion. Windy

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  6. Windy,
    The two way dialogue with yourself is most insightful. Above all else, bloggers need to take care of personal issues behind the blog with emails. I have always done this and when things are handled out in public, it is very distasteful and borders on bullying and attention seeking. I have enjoyed your self dialogue and hope you continue by doing this again.
    Meredith

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    1. Meredith,
      As a new blogger, I find it shocking and soul shaking when experienced bloggers brazenly plow through standard codes of ethics and etiquette and frighten those of us who are still trying to find our way here. Safety and privacy are paramount to Storm and me and anybody that does not respect us can go jump. Your comments here are an affirmation to me that wise writers don't desecrate their own blogs out of self respect. I will always stand up for what is right even if I stand alone. Thanks, Meredith, for being a mentor who is truly worth her salt. Hugs! Windy

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  7. Hi Windy .... These days, I think my blog would tell me I am fickle ... I started out gungho, was very attentive and hung out with her faithfully. Then I tapered off and now Ms Blog never knows when I'm even going to show up ... LOL! I did enjoy eavesdropping on your self conversation. I always love your creativity and imagination ... I'm sure your blog is appreciative as well ... hugs! ... nj

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    1. Hi, NJ! I think it would also tell you that you are a flirt! HA! So you think your blog would ask you where the heck you've been sometimes, huh? LOL! Mine probably wants me to take a vacation !!! Glad you liked being inside my head here for a bit. It isn't always pleasant! HA! Thanks, NJ for the fun comments! Hugs! Windy

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  8. Sorry to be late - I was out early yesterday and never got back to read. I did read after I got in bed last night. Hope Nick didn't notice, he doesn't like that. Anyway, my blog an I have constant conversation. She often taps me on the shoulder during my day and says, "You gotta blog this!". Keep talking with your blog and you're welcome to steam my blog anytime!

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    1. Hi, PK! You're right on time as I am late to commenting! Uh-oh with the reading in bed...... do I need to pull a reverse Laverne and Shirley on ya?! haha I knew you would completely relate to this post and I would bet your blog even has more than one voice or personality on any given day as it is very creative and active inside your head, I think! Thanks for the welcoming to fog up the gals' screens who read my stuff on your blog!! Hugs, PK! Windy

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  9. I love your line, ‘know when to fold em!’
    Sometimes, I write before I process! Not too good, but then again it’s mine sooooooooo there—— to that cheeky blog!
    Great fun here Windy!

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    1. Thanks, Minelle! I often write before I process because it HELPS ME PROCESS! ha! That is a case where I need to do some major editing or know when to fold 'em. LOL! You are right, that blog is all yours, girl !! Thanks for the fun and the great comments! Hugs! Windy

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