This is my blog, it has the right to remain silent. Anything it says can and will be used against me (including the comment section).
Here is how I think that goes if this blog could actually talk back to me:
Are you sure you want to post this? I just spent 10 hours on it and I am sick of it, so yes, I am sure! Are you sure you want to publish it now? Yes. I's like 3 am in England, you sure? I'm lucky if I know what time it is here in my own state!
Have you had anything alcoholic to drink in the last 24 hours? I haven't had anything to drink the last 24 (times 2) years. Maybe you should. Hmmm. Perhaps I'll try that with the TTWD Girls Gone Wild bunch some day. Then I will write a book called ,"How I was Corrupted at the age of 50 by the Baby Boomers."
Are you of a clear and sound mind? After a good spanking, yes.
Are you under the care of an HOH? Does he know you're posting this? Oh, yes, I am under his care, his thumb, his hand, his........ lots of good things. He doesn't care what I post as long as I don't blog that his brand new cell phone is rose gold same as mine. He says his is called "balls gold," and that he is secure enough in his manhood to have a salmon covered metallic phone. He also adds, "I don't care."
Here's a thought: If you're upset with one specific person, how about you just talk individually to that person instead of venting about it here? Because they're not IN blog land and that is the purpose for me to vent and him/her not to see it and then I don't have to answer for it! HA! Free therapy for me! How is that fair to your blogging friends to make them read for your free therapy? I would ask you to remember that I read their blogs, too.
Are you sure you want to be this vague? The gals will have no idea what you're referring to. I don't think they know half the time anyway.
This is very kinky writing, are you sure you want the girls to read this? Hmm, maybe you're right. I'll send it to PK and steam up her blog for FF instead!!
Are you sure you want to post this poem? Most people don't get poetry unless they write it themselves and even then it's questionable. Yes, I want to post it because I was pissed off when I wrote it and it makes me feel better, even though one can't tell that from the poem, but like you said most don't understand or like poetry anyway, so who cares?
How about using less words this time just for fun? You're talking to the wrong blogger, friend. Life is confusing enough to me. I'm not shortening any explanation, ever.
Should you be typing swear words?
You do know 800 other people have already blogged every topic you could possible think of, right? Hmmmm. Every topic percolating in this brain of mine? I think not. Although according to my research, I am not supposed to be blogging until I have 100 practice posts, but I can't stop now!
Thank you for deleting and not posting that one. "Know when to fold 'em."
Are you sorry for what you typed when you were hungry? No way, it was hilarious!
If you have a blog, what do you think it might say to you? If not, what do you think some blogs should say to us crazy writers? If you don't want to answer those, then what made you smile?