Friday, September 7, 2018

Name that Spanking



Explanation: We've all read (and possibly blogged) about actual descriptions of different kinds of spankings, different techniques, implements, positions, and how we, as spankees, move or hop around during a spanking or if we can stay still. What  I wanted to do here was to do some creative writing with the all different kinds of spankings we get or what kind of spankees we gals are here in blog land. So I'm combining a little literature, media, and politics in my fun examples. With which of these do you most identify?


1. The Tom Sawyer -- Takes place with a switch ...... and a lot of hootin' and hollerin' when it doesn't even hurt this fella.

2. The Bible -- If it’s an Old Testament spanking, you’re in deep trouble because the HOH in the first 39 books was really pissed off and even set stuff on fire. Although, if you land in the Song of Solomon, you’re all set because that book is about sex so only good girl type spankings happen there. If it’s a New Testament spanking, then although you’re still in trouble and still get spanked in these 27 books, you are shown some mercy and you’re forgiven afterwards. Except for Revelations. Avoid being found in this book at all costs. This HOH in this last book is even angrier than the Old Testament one. My only advice is to look for Aslan and hang on to his mane!

3. The Fahrenheit 451 -- The temperature of your rear end after an unpleasant spanking that you really did deserve. No rubbing, no touching!!

4. The Cinderella --  Spanking takes place with a slipper, but not a glass one, more like Mulan's. 

5. Old Yeller  -----  Relax, nobody dies.  Other than that, you have to be over the age of 45 and make some loud and distressful (or sexual) noises during it to qualify for this kind of spanking.

6. A League of Their Own  -  There is no crying in baseball, but during a spanking it is optional.

7. The Laverne and Shirley  --   When your ttwd friend thinks you deserve a spanking and is willing to tell on you.  For example, when a friend asks for your HOH's email address so that she can report what she feels are spankable offenses that she thinks he does not know about.

8.  The Republican -- All spanks take place on the right cheek only. You are spanked until it is in a Red State.

9.  The Democrat -- All spanks take place on the left cheek only. You are spanked OUT of your Blue State.

10.  The Independent -   The occasional self-spanker when things are dire.

11. The Libertarian -  Nobody knows what this even is except strange and that Gary Johnson is spanked by the media for not knowing his geography.

12.  In the Middle/Oblivion:   A very very hard spanking for you not picking a side already.

13.  From Hillary’s team:  All spankings take place in a room with a glass ceiling, not shattered. yet.

14.  From Trump’s team:
You’re expecting to get spanked by an American man, but instead a bunch of Russians show up and take turns slapping the heck out of your ass.

15.  From Bernie Sander's Ideology
The belief that spankings are NOT solely reserved just for the top 1/10 of 1 percent of blog land. Public college tuition may be free, but you will still have to pay out of pocket for your sorority/fraternity paddles.

16.  From Vice President Pence's Ideology
All spankings are administered by his mother, I mean his wife.

17.  The MVEMJSUNP -- Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and sometimes Pluto spanking ……….. Any time you are spanked into subspace.

Name one after yourself:  Here's mine:
18.  The Windy:  I like my spanking how I like my writing -- Long, intense, and thorough.


Which one do you like best?  And can you think of one about yourself and/or an idea that I did not come up with???



22 comments:

  1. LoL Windy, I love this! Very clever :) They are all great, hard to pick a favourite but love the Hillary and Trump.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Thanks, Roz! A little political comic relief here for me, I think! HA! Hope you are well and that you have a great weekend! Hugs! Windy

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  2. Windy,
    And just last night, The Meredith happened. I was taken to the side of the bed in the pitch blackness of our bedroom and spanked for many things that were on the dang scorecard. Let's define it.......... the spanking is in the dark, spanker knows his target, spankee is wondering when it will be over, and how that man can see what he is doing. Socks were off and it ended with lots of loving. Maybe it should be called The Black of Night Spanking.
    Meredith

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    1. I love "The Meredith" description! Laughing at he knows his target in the dark.....hahaha. Of course yoursocks got knocked off! Love the way it ended, too, aww! That last naming of The Black of Night Spanking sounds perfect, too! You made me smile and laugh. Thanks for playing along here! Hugs! Windy

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  3. Like my name suggests, perhaps mine would be The Fondler - a good girl spanking that leaves the spankee satisfied and aroused, so she ends up wriggle her bottom suggestively over her man’s member! If the position is not OTK then she can fondle him with her hands as he spanks! Yum.

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    1. Nice description! I wondered why you have that as your name, now I know! Laughing! I do wonder how you are fondling him as he spanks you..... I am asking Storm now and he is giving me ideas. LOL!! Thanks for adding to the fun, Fondles!! Hugs! Windy

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    2. oops sorry about the typo, i meant ends up "wriggling"

      And we like to spank side by side on the bed. He lies on his side, head propped up on his hand, bottom arm bent in a triangle, and i lie face down parallel to him, head turned into his neck. he spanks with the arm above, and my arms tend to be by my side. the hand that is nearest to him tends to be at Roger level. So as he spanks, I fondle. haha. I hope you can imagine this.

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    3. Very interesting, Fondles, yes, I got it now! Thanks!

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  4. I'll take anyone of these - but for all my friends I'd suggest The Laverne and Shirley.

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    1. HAHAHAA You are the reason I WROTE the Laverne and Shirley! Laughing so hard! Hugs! Windy

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  5. Love all of these! I asked my Scotsman his description of MY spanking type. He laughingly said ‘whack of art!’ Instead of ‘work of art!’ He’s a character, than man of mine!

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    1. Hi, Minelle! I love "Whack of art!" That is GREAT and you made me laugh, well, your Scotsman did! Thank you for joining in the fun! Hugs! Windy

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  6. We've tried all kinds of spanking in this household, however, I would call the lastest one "The Reckoning" (archaic: a bill or account, or its settlement) ... I've been racking up demerit points left right and centre this past while and finally, Frank put his foot down and said enough. As of today ... all accounts are settled ;)) .... nj ... xx

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    1. Hi, NJ! Love "The Reckoning" you defined! Laughing at demerit points. We have all kinds of names for there here in blog land, don't we --- tally, scorecard, demerit points...... I ams sure I am forgetting one or two. LOL! I am glad you are no longer "in the red", NJ !! Thanks for playing along and adding your spanking theme and definition! Hugs! Windy

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  7. Hi Windy what a fun post. I would love The MVEMJSUNP would be so cool to spanked into subspace.

    Have a good weekend.
    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. Hi Lindy. Oh you'd go right for the subspace, huh?! I have never been there myself!

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  8. A great and well thought out post Windy. My most recent was yesterday morning, having been caught in the closet already putting things away it became a ‘Just Because’. As my guy said...no use wasting a perfect opportunity as he came in, closed the door behind him and....over I went. Thankfully it was all fun and games because usually a closet visit means quite the opposite!

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    1. Thank you, Laurel, you are so kind. Oh, yesterday morning for you in the closet... did you get as far as Narnia? haha A good "Just Because" is as good a reason as any for us girls, right?! "Over you went"..... laughing.... that sounds familiar. :) Oh yikes so the closet holds a more serious case of the spanks for you sometimes, I see, but glad this time it was all fun !! Yay! Thanks for sharing your spanking description, Laurel! Hugs! Windy

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  9. Well, you’ve certainly added to the list of spanking types, Windy! I’ve never been to subspace so I guess I’d like to try that one. The Laverne and Shirley is just plain mean!
    Rosie xx

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    1. You're in for the subspace experience, too, huh? I think I am scared of that one! LOL! Oh, yes, watch out for that Laverne and Shirley..... it has only been a teasing threat and never anything real... all in good fun! Thanks, Rosie! Hugs! Windy

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