Best line?
1. This is what you get for flipping me the bird.
2. Will this cure my migraine?
3. Come here little bug.
4. Terps, does this count for movement? Dare You to Move
5. Giving bad head is for the birds.
6. Ugh, it's morning and the coffee isn't ready yet.
7. I said "Blogger problems, not logger problems!" Grrrr!
8. Watching through 9 hours of the most recent Senate hearings. Jerks.
9. My spanked a$$ is about 2 shades lighter than this guy's red head. Ouch!
10. Really, Windy, this is what you chose for your 50th post?
Or what's one of your own?
Windy,
ReplyDeleteI would have commented long before this, but I wanted to write the best of the best in comebacks for you to give to Storm and for the life of me could not think of a really outstanding one to zing him with. They never work. You find yourself laughing just before your Hoh delivers! I will let you know when, not if, I think of one. I will be back!
Meredith
Hi, Meredith! Thanks for trying! I'm kind of stuck on #8 here and thankfully Storm took me fishing so I could lower by blood pressure! Anyway, you will be able to zing Storm some day with a great come back! Ha! Hugs! Windy
DeleteWindy,
ReplyDeleteLike Meredith said, when I come up with one that works, I will let you know. Right now, if I have a come back (usually I am in trouble and my mouth is running away!), I receive a lecture. He has gotten really good at these! However, I will keep on trying!
Boo
Hi, Boo! Yep, we sassy-mouthed gals do get ourselves in trouble! Thanks for trying as well and try to stay out of the hot seat at your house! Ha! Hugs! Windy
DeleteHi Windy,
ReplyDeleteWow, 50th post already! It's always a pleasure visiting here and I enjoy some of the brilliant one liners between you and Storm lol. No 5 above cracked me up. I have been known to come up with some good ones from time to time, alas I can't think of any at the moment.
Hugs
Roz
Hi, Roz! Yep the big 5-0 ! I do not think I will be able to keep up the pace for the last part of the year! I feel older already! LOL! Thanks for joining in here .... always so sweet to see you and hear from you! Hugs! Windy
DeleteI gotta say whenever my Scotsman mentions me taking ‘ bravery pills,’ I think it’s a great all over one liner!
ReplyDeleteHi, Minelle! A bravery pill, huh? LOL Got any extra? I could use a couple myself! Thanks for adding a one liner! Hugs! Windy
DeleteI'm gong to throw in here as a side note .....(bottom note?) ...... that I wrote these one liners myself and Storm did not help me with this post. I know he is the King of one liners, but I did not mean to imply that he wrote them. Sorry for the confusion!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the 50th post! I couldn't pick a favorite. I just felt sorry for the little guy eternally pecking that log. :)
ReplyDeleteAmy
Thanks, yep, the big 50! The little guy has surely gotten his yummy bug by now. Thanks, Amy! Hugs! Windy
Deletethese are great :-) happy 50th post hugs
ReplyDeleteThanks, Terps! Glad you liked them! Hugs! Windy
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