Tuesday, March 19, 2019

The Lasagna Spanking


Look at those layers of lasagna noodles!  Someone must be ready to do some cooking.  Wait, I think it's Storm, but he doesn't really cook...... so what is he up to?

He has this new technique he's been using ....... it seems to have naturally evolved after (unknowingly) using Meredith's (Jack's!) Sandwich Spanking as the initial foundation.

We both felt we needed to take our TTWD up a notch or two (or ten) a couple of months ago, as you know if you read here, and during that negotiation period, I told my husband, "Maybe I need some kind of transformational spanking type thing."   He grinned and said, "You want me to knock you into next Tuesday, huh?"  I was thinking more like June.  Seriously though, I get so lost and caught up in my own brain quite often and I am finding it kind of exhausting.  There are times when I am honestly tired of myself.

Thus, I received a whopper of a spanking last Thursday night.  Storm said to me DURING the spanking, "Just because I said you were good at being naughty doesn't mean you have to KEEP proving it!"  This comes as no surprise to me whatsoever because I have lipped off all week....... so according to my last post, I would be fishing at Rough Butt Creek Falls.  Hmm.

So, it is safe to say that I had it coming.  Storm prepares himself in the middle of the bed with his back supported by pillows stacked against the headboard.  Then we put a couple of pillows over his lap for me to lie over.   Instead of starting to spank, stopping for a lecture, and then finishing the spanking (The Sandwich),  Storm does start off this way, but then he repeats it all!  He lectures again as he strokes my naked back, then spanks again, then pauses and rubs my back again, and spanks again ....... over and over and over!!!!!!   Since there are many repetitive layers to this technique, I have labeled it The Lasagna Spanking.   Storm was cooking up something all right  -- a major spanking!

I don't know if you gals have a set number of spanks that you get or if it's in sets ........ but this one just went on and on.  I wasn't near tears, but I did say things like, "Owww!  Honey, that hurts!"  which isn't too big of a deal unless you consider that for 10 years he has been spanking me in a d/s and dd way, but I never said anything more than "Yes, Sir," when he would ask me a question during a spanking.  Now we're having freaking dialogue because he's talking to me and it feels like a stern conversation ......... and he wants me to answer him!  I find this very hard and kind of embarrassing.  I also find that it takes many many layers before I begin to even feel remotely sorry!

And, yes, my butt does look and feel well cooked like lasagna sauce by the time Storm is done cooking ME! 


Buon appetito. Hmmmph!

14 comments:

  1. Hi Windy, a lasagna spanking, I love it! What is it with our guys expecting us to answer questions and have a conversation during a spanking?!

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. HAHAAHA, Roz! I have no idea how to answer, but then I feel like I can't shut up at the same time! Hugs, Windy

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  2. Since I also love to fish, Windy, I perked right up when I read about Rough Butt Creek Falls. Sounds like I will need to put that place on my bucket list. I am cooking Italian this weekend but the recipe calls for rotelle.

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. Too bad we can't fish together, Ella! Ah, yes, the old Rough Butt got ya, huh? Yes, put that on your bucket list and then put all the fish you catch in that bucket! HA! Oh, your recipe sounds delicious! Hugs, Windy

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  3. Windy,
    The Sandwich spanking is alive and well here at our house. Jack has it down or is it me he has down? Your multi-layer spanking sounds most ouchy. Stop proving Storm right......... stop being naughty, for heaven's sake! I do think these men enjoy this ttwd very much...... they get us bare and submissive and then have their way. Meanwhile, our backsides are bright red, stinging like crazy and we are now suppose to engage in meaningful conversations! Windy, it is far easier to button your lip.
    Meredith

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    1. Laughing, Meredith, at your "alive and well" statement. You hold the market share with that one! I will button my lip.....after you do, my friend. Please show me the way! HAHAHAHA Yes, our guys like us in that bent over position, all naked and freshly spanked. Gives them very HOH'y ideas! Thanks for the laughs! Hugs, Windy

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  4. Ice cream roads, sandwich and lasagne spankings ... one could get very hungry reading your blog, Windy .. LOL! ...

    Seriously tho', I think Storm has figured out your backside and your mouth are connected ... if you are lippy, a backside burner is an answer. If he needs answers, a backside burner will get him what he wants ... either way, you are done for :>)) ... hugs! ... nj

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    1. You know, NJ, I have been very hungry recently and I wonder if that is why I write posts about yummy food centered around some kind of spanking! HAHAHA, Storm has my goose cooked is what you're saying, I think! Thanks for the fun! Hugs, Windy

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  5. Making lasagna does take time so it would make sense that this spanking was a long one. Long and Ouch!
    Conversing through those doozies can be mighty tricky at times but somehow we manage it. Storm sounds like he knows exactly what he’s doing layering things up like that. Who knew your man could cook!

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    1. I make lasagna often, Laurel, so yes, you're right, it takes a while and it is kind of painful! Yes, the man is revealing his skills at the culinary arts....in the bedroom! HA! Thanks for the laughs.... and I know you're laughing because you can relate to the spankings! Hugs, Windy

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  6. Windy -- I think you and Meredith need to create a Spanking-menu, complete with side dishes and desserts. (and definitely happy-hour specials.:) :) :)

    Sounds like Storm cooked up quite warm dish. Hugs -- shell

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    1. Hi, Shell! You are right....... but we'll let Meredith do all the baking.... word is, she is very good at that. Yes, Storm burned my buns for sure! hahahaha Hugs, Windy

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  7. Love the analogy. Making lasagna is funny. Sounds like you had quite the "over the knee" experience. It is sometimes very difficult to keep up with a lecture when you are getting a major spanking. Sounds like the ttwd/DD is being stepped up.

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    1. Thank you! I did have quite the OTK experience, Blondie, you're right! Ouch!! Yes, Storm has turned up the heat on my rear end over here for sure! Laughing! Mostly! Hugs, Windy

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