Monday, April 15, 2019

Spanked by Homo Erectus

I received an attentive spanking toward the end of last week to help me clear my head.   Storm is all talking to me, "It's normal to think about the other person's feelings when you're trying to maintain or preserve a relationship.  We don't just think of ourselves.  It's not that you can't do what you want to do, it is that you are limiting yourself to protect the other person's feelings."  Then he spanks a while.  And then he is saying this will work out with that person and this person and you can decide blah blah blah........   A year ago, I freaked out when he mentioned someone's name or pseudo-name......... tonight, he could say first names, last names and social security numbers and I didn't even blink.

As the spanking is winding down, I sigh.  "Does my butt at least look a little smaller this week?  I've been exercising really hard."
Storm who is in no way whatsoever, a stupid man.  "Yes."  And before I can even start to laugh, he adds,  "I can hardly see it."  Then I do laugh.  *Spank*  "Oh, there it is," he quips.  *Spank*  "It's pinker than it was last week, too."

After the spanking, he gets naked and wants some attention.  I assume he wants to stand on the side of our tall bed .... his tall bed..... and then I stand on the floor and you-know.....  I say, "You want to play King of the Mountain again, I think?"
"I prefer this way unless I am tired........"
I look up at my naked hairy neanderthal of a man, and place my palms on his strong thighs. "Homo erectus?"
He offers himself forward, "I'm about to be............."

12 comments:

  1. Hi Windy,

    Well,it sounds like the spanking helped you to feel better, I'm glad.

    OMG, "king of the mountain" and "homo erectus"...hilarious! I just love the banter and fun between you two :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Thanks, Roz! I do deserved to get spanked, but we sure do a lot of laughing at each other here at home, too! When we were first married and I saw him all naked and wet as he was getting out of the shower, I just stared and could not believe how hairy he was everywhere! LOL! Hugs, Windy

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  2. A year ago, Windy, I think we also used to worry about being in the midst of something loving or sexy and have it be post inspring and think that was all wrong ... betcha that didn't happen this time either :))) ... our men do give us the best lines ;>) ... hugs! ... nj

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    1. NJ, That has been a normal occurrence here since I joined blog land..... fellow (fella) bloggers in the spanking bed with me in my head.....laughing..... and then also thinking things like, "Oh, that's going on the blog if I can remember it!" Hugs, Windy

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  3. Windy, I laughed so hard at this blow job story. Leave it to you and Storm to come up with something original. That is one of the very best things about ttwd.

    Spanking = Erection

    As long as he doesn't start dragging you around by the hair or carrying a club.

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. I always get a kick out of making you laugh, Ella! Yes, we all get some great material from spontaneous ttwd conversations and activities, don't we?! Storm doesn't carry a club, but he does carry a paddle..... He doesn't drag me by the hair, but he knows how to take a gentle handful at the base of my neck at the appropriately kinky time. HA! Thanks for the fun! Hugs, Windy

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  4. Windy,
    You two really know how to make our morning! Spilled coffee and all from the laughing. Enjoy one another fully and completely.
    Meredith

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    1. Meredith,
      Pleased to hear that this post was coffee-spilling worthy at your house! Sorry if you dribbled down your chin and/or you had to throw the sheets in the wash! HA! Hugs, Windy

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  5. Thanks for the laugh, Windy, you two are priceless!
    Rosie xx

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    1. Hi, Rosie! We try to entertain one another and then I share when it's appropriate and sometimes when it's not! HA! Hugs, Windy

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  6. It's pinker this week too!!! LOL I love this, Windy, thank you so much for sharing. hehehe
    Hugs, EsMay

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    1. Hi, EsMay! Storm is so funny! Thank you for adding to the fun!! It's great when we laugh together! Hugs, Windy

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