Thursday, April 18, 2019

The Not so Serious Housekeeping Spanking

I got jipped. And spanked.

 Last weekend, I spent 8 hours doing a very big chore for the kid for health reasons.  (Somebody was about to call the Health Department on the condition of said child's room.  That person was me.)   I knew that what I faced rivaled the Great Pacific Garbage Patch or  Stanton Island's Fresh Kills Dump  (sounds like I just went fishing -- I did, but I'l get to that in a minute.  Don't worry, I washed my hands before typing this.)  I expressed as I was knee deep into the chore 5 hours later, that the kid owed me and had to do some of MY chores.  I should have got it in writing.

Five days later, Storm held me accountable for a couple of the things that I was responsible for in our ttwd relationship that had gone ...... well, undone.  I didn't notice because I had unexpected company again and I was out of the house much of the time with him.  My father took me fishing!  Woot!  Okay, Windy, you were out having fun and neglecting your chores.  First of all, zip your lips, and second of all, fishing can be a vigorous kind of activity.

Let me explain that not all types of fishing are the same.  (Sorry, Rosie, you can skip this part if you want.)  Sitting in a lawn chair and falling asleep with your fishing pole in one hand and an adult beverage in the other is probably relaxing.  However, when we salmon fish in creeks and lakes on the shore as we do, we sometimes  have to climb and fish off of huge rocks.  Yes, there are little rocks, too, but not the kind we use for landscaping where we can sink down a bit and achieve stable grounding.  No, these little devils are just barely big enough for us to step on and God only knows if they're going to hold our weight (they don't) and so we walk along the rocky shore looking like fully grown straight men trying to stand upright in 5 inch stilettos.  Or we look like one of those runway models forced to wear 9 inch chunky heals while walking like a flamingo and oops, there goes an ankle ...... and she tries to right herself only for it to happen again and now she looks like a newborn colt trying to find its legs.  Add a fishing pole to that classy look and about 80 pounds and there you have me, walking along the shore.

Once we find a spot, we're standing on very hard ground, sometimes at 45 degree angles to get to the water. The wind is often a factor here, so if we don't have the greatest balance, it will blow us sideways on already unsteady ground.  My dad is not really old, but I'm old and he's my dad, so he's older.  So I am trying to keep an eye on him.  There are no  restrooms when you're fishing like this, there are no fast food restaurants, so you bring the picnic with you in your backpack -- creamy peanut butter and strawberry jelly sandwiches, beef jerky, granola bars, and cold bottled water.   It's wonderful,  but it's heavy and cumbersome, and you haven't even put one of your  3 fishing poles in the water yet!    There are not just worms to carry.  There are red worms, night-crawlers, spawn sac, wax worms.......... all carried in an iced down container, and then a separate battery operated bucket that blows oxygen into the water for your 3 dozen minnows.  That's just the live bait.

Fishing is a blast, but it is also very hard work and we often go home fish-less.  This time, my dad caught a small salmon ......... and guess who had to put it in the wire basket and tie it to the rocks so it doesn't float away.  How do you tie it to a rock, Windy?  You tell me, then we'll both know!

So, two days of this and I am exhausted.  The two days before that, I spent cleaning the landfill.  I had just grilled steaks and Storm and I finally have some time alone during dinner. .......... While I washed my hands well and changed my clothes, I did not shower yet because I did not have time. Ugh.

I don't know about you gals, but if the "offense" isn't something truly serious, even though it holds a penalty, I like to whine about it.  "Spank her, not me!"  Of course, I am kidding, but I AM trying to get out of the spanking. "I spent 8 hours doing her chore and I'm getting spanked for it?"  Storm, "You should have stopped at hour 7 and done what you agreed to do for me."  Hmp!  Well, I guess he told me!  So we're finishing dinner and Storm says let's go take care of the spanking you have coming.  Whine. Whine.  Not my fault....... ok... etc.........

We go into the bedroom ........ I am pouting........ I bend over the bed and he pulls my pants down and I said, "I hope it stinks."
"You hope it stinks?" he laughingly repeats, "That just earned you extra!" And then, I could not stop laughing throughout the entire spanking....... and so my body is bouncing and apparently so is my ass because Storm says, "Good thing I know how to hit a moving target!  And I can spank a stinky one just as easily as a fresh one!" (And, NO, it did not stink!)

The whole spanking really wasn't a very serious one, and it's a good thing because we were both laughing so hard.   Storm just had to take a care of a little  "housekeeping" because I didn't take care of my own!

What about you ?  Do you get the kind of spanking that is important because the rules have to be reinforced, but the spanking itself doesn't turn out to be that serious?

17 comments:

  1. LoL Windy,I so love how you write with such humour. Love your description of the teen bedroom and fishing. I think it's so awesome you and your Dad enjoy spending time together doing something you both enjoy.

    Yep, I can relate to wanting to whine about an impending non-serious spanking. We had a number of these when we were active in ttwd, as you said, to re-inforce expectations or roles. Sounds like it ended in a fun way :) had to laugh at you telling Storm you hope it stinks lol.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Thank you, Roz! It makes me happy that you get my sense of humor/humour! HA! Every time I think of it or go back and read that part again of "I hope it stinks," I laugh hard all over again! Storm says it was naughty! I thought it was hilarious! Hugs, Windy

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  2. I know I have said this before -- but it bears repeating... I LOVE the way you write -- such humour!! especially about cleaning up the teen's room -- it had me laughing out loud (which had the neighbours wondering as it was 7am and I was sitting outside on the deck!)

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    1. Feel free to shower me with writing compliments on my blog any time, MorningStar! LOL! Seriously, thank you, for reading and having fun here with me/us. Sorry I caused you to rouse the neighbors so early in the morning! HA! Hugs, Windy

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  3. Another fun post Windy, courtesy of the antics you two get up to ... lol! ... Frank knows all about the ups and downs of river fishing and he wouldn't have it any other way and I'm sure as a fellow fisherman, you wouldn't either. As for the chores for children, I think my daughter in the past has had to don full on hazmat gear to clean boy bathrooms ... now she sends them in there on their own, unprotected, with buckets and hoses in hand ... ha! And about that whining while spanking ... well you know how it goes in this house ... not often is there a spanking without whining and with the way our life has been going these days, there's been no time for discovery of the other long and sexy spanking you all talk about ... lol! ... Happy Easter, my friend ... hugs ... nj

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    1. Thanks, NJ! I do love river fishing..... but those huge boulders are so very high up and dangerous here, I just can't get on them anymore especially with my equilibrium and with my dad! River fishing in your neck of the woods would be a really beautiful experience, I think. We're slumming it over here! LOL! I do hope things settle down for you and you guys get some quality alone time to explore that long sensual spanking thing or whatever it turns out to be for you. Hugs, Windy

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  4. Thank God I wasnt drinking tea! I laughed all the way through the post! Oh thank you Windy, I so needed that!

    Boo

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    1. Boo, ALWAYS drink tea when you read my posts! If it's sad, you can cry in it and if it's funny, then you can spit it out on your computer screen and report back here! HA! Glad this made you laugh! I love hearing that! Hugs, Windy

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  5. Windy, I am sure you did not stink! There is nothing like a laughing spanking to make the day shine.

    Although I know how to fly fish, I much prefer bank or lake fishing with live bait. Have I ever shared that I can pee on the bottom of a boat using only a gallon Zip-Loc bag? That's what happens whether I am drinking coffee or adult beverages!

    Ella Being Honest

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    1. Hi, Ella! I could NOT resist saying that to him. He said it was my way of trying to fight back at the imminent spanking. LOL! Well, I am impressed with your bathroom talents on the boat... I would like to know if the bag was gallon, quart, or snack size just to hear how you have honed your skills. HA! Thank you, Honest Ella, for the laugh! Hugs, Windy

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  6. Windy,

    Another great post as you rack up so many good ones. Luckily I was not drinking coffee as I read this one. A spanking that is filled with genuine laughter is a good one indeed. Short response this time.......... sorry!
    Meredith

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    1. Meredith,
      If only I caught as many fish as I write posts here! Shoot, I wish you were drinking coffee because that is FUNNY to me when you dribble or spill! HA! I know you have had many a spanking that starts out with you laughing.... it's funny until it's not, I think you say! Yep! Thank you for letting me know you caught this post! HA! Windy

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  7. No matter how difficult it was, I bet the memories of the fishing will last forever. How nice that you could do this with your dad. And yes there have been some spankings similar to the one you received. Consistency is the key work, I guess. Take care of yourself.

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    1. Yes, Blondie, memories if fishing with my dad are precious. He is texting me that he misses fishing with me already and I text back the same! So laughing spankings for you sometimes, too, huh? It's a good thing sometimes, I think, and I agree that it is truly a part of being consistent in ttwd....... you take care, too! Thanks! Hugs, Windy

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  8. It has happened here that things left undone have caught up me as well. Often following through happens despite the excuse.
    I do think though that you were being one great mom by helping out with the kid chore like that, I hope it and you were appreciated for doing it. Especially since you ended up otb for not taking care of your own things. Maybe it being on the funnier side of spankings meant that Storm understood the how and why of it all. Glad to hear your housekeeping is under control again! Thanks for the funny read!

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    1. The spanking was right on your tail, huh Laurel, when things were not accomplished? LOL I think it's rare when the excuse can curtail the follow through, but that doesn't stop us from trying! Laughing! I don't think I've tried to talk my way out of a more serious one though, but we shall see what happens in this oh-so-ever-changing-ttwd ! My work on the landfill truly was appreciated and she is catching up now with her end of the bargain. Yay! Thanks for joining in here with your 2 cents. I appreciate it! Hugs, Windy

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  9. Thanks for the special dispensation to skip past the fishing tale, Windy! I didn’t use it though; I wouldn’t miss your entertaining exploits with your dad.

    Don’t we all whine when a lesser spanking is on the cards? I always protest, knowing full well Harry will have none of it, and we often end up laughing. Not so for the serious infractions but they are few and far between these days - no more standing on chairs or leaving my phone at home!

    Fun post Windy, sorry I’m late again, I will catch up someday.

    Rosie xx

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