Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. - Betty White
"Both sharks and vaginas have a substance called squalene. Squalene exists in shark livers and is also a natural vaginal lubricant." 1 🦈 Bah-dumm! Bah-dumm! (Theme from Jaws)
Most vaginas don't have teeth like sharks, but we do have sharp bites! Our guys endure our moodiness, our sarcasm, our flat our disrespect, and yes, they spank us for it, but most of the time they are not angry when they're spanking. They're doing this to help us get along better with them, to settle us down, to hold us accountable, and to be kinky. My point is that our guys put up with a lot. Mine does, anyway. My question is why?
I am thinking that it is a good thing that God and/or evolution (I personally don't have a problem with evolution because I feel God had to get things moving somehow, so ........ whatever!)......... Where was I? Okay, so straight men naturally have the desire for their women's boobs ...... and their vaginas! In my opinion, they're ALL ugly. Yours, mine, and all the accidental ones I have seen online. BLAH! What in the world is so attractive about them? A warm slimy hole with hair around it. And even if you shave, wax, buff or whatever, I've got news for you -- it's still ugly. Then over the years, if and when there is a need or a desire for us to look at our own....... Good God....... it changes color as we age......... Then you figure you may as well poke around while you're down there and see what else is going on. Mistake. I am not bleaching my dirt button, but I might consider a nice lemon juice recipe if you have one.
"Studies show that women who are more confident about their vaginas have better orgasms." 2 Oh! Well, in that case, I think I can, I think I can!
"Hair around the vaginal area grows only for three weeks. However, the hair on a person’s head can grow for up to seven years." 3
Ah! No wonder why those curly little suckers were on the bathroom floor, the tub, the sink (can't figure that one out!) when Storm and I were young marrieds. The first time I got a good look at Storm's nutsack, I had no idea there was hair down there, people. It was like the Aussie bush. So when the two of us "got together," it must have looked like overlapping cypress trees on a Louisiana bayou.
One patient came to a gynecologist complaining that vines were coming out of her vagina. The doctor examined her....... and she found that it was a potato that had sprouted vines. The patient told the doctor that her mother told her to put a potato in her vagina to prevent pregnancy. 4 Sounds like Mama had a potato for a brain. 🥔 And nobody wants tater-twats for dinner tonight. (Although when I read that story to Storm, he said he'd take a side of knicker fries.)
The power of the kit-kat is strong. It has started wars and brought down entire empires. And even when it is older and it would be understandable if it has lost some of its zest appeal........ it hasn't. Not to our guys. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr! 🐈