Wednesday, April 3, 2019

The Power of Your Vagina

As I look around blog land for the past year, whether I know you behind the blog or not, I see a lot of women who are strong, and boy, do we give our guys a run for their money. (That is just a phrase, not  meant to say that women aren't earning the money, too!)  So as I get down on my knees in front of Storm .......... okay, I'm kidding.  He doesn't pay for me blow jobs.  And he'd better NEVER offer to, even in jest.  However, if "I" tell him that he owes me $100 bucks for the blow job, then THAT is funny! See what I mean by giving them a run for their money?   Why is it okay for me to say that, but not him?  Because it just is.  Heck if I know!  We may practice TTWD, and he does spank me, but I have not lost my personality.  I'm spirited, and I'm staying that way!
Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.       - Betty White
"Both sharks and vaginas have a substance called squalene. Squalene exists in shark livers and is also a natural vaginal lubricant." 🦈 Bah-dumm!  Bah-dumm! (Theme from Jaws)

Most vaginas don't have teeth like sharks, but we do have sharp bites!  Our guys endure our moodiness, our sarcasm, our flat our disrespect, and yes, they spank us for it, but most of the time they are not angry when they're spanking.  They're doing this to help us get along better with them, to settle us down, to hold us accountable, and to be kinky.  My point is that our guys put up with a lot. Mine does, anyway.  My question is why?

I am thinking that it is a good thing that God and/or evolution (I personally don't have a problem with evolution because I feel God had to get things moving somehow, so ........ whatever!)......... Where was I?   Okay, so straight men naturally have the desire for their women's boobs ...... and their vaginas!  In my opinion, they're ALL ugly.  Yours, mine, and all the accidental ones I have seen online.  BLAH!    What in the world is so attractive about them?   A warm slimy hole with hair around it.  And even if you shave, wax, buff or whatever, I've got news for you -- it's still ugly.  Then over the years, if and when there is a need or a desire for us to look at our own....... Good God....... it changes color as we age......... Then you figure you may as well poke around while you're down there and see what else is going on.  Mistake.  I am not bleaching my dirt button, but I might consider a nice lemon juice recipe if you have one.

"Studies show that women who are more confident about their vaginas have better orgasms."  Oh! Well, in that case, I think I can, I think I can!  
"Hair around the vaginal area grows only for three weeks. However, the hair on a person’s head can grow for up to seven years." 3

 Ah!  No wonder why those curly little suckers were on the bathroom floor, the tub, the sink (can't figure that one out!) when Storm and I were young marrieds.  The first time I got a good look at Storm's nutsack, I had no idea there was hair down there, people.  It was like the Aussie bush.  So when the two of us "got together," it must have looked like overlapping cypress trees on a Louisiana bayou.  

One patient came to a gynecologist complaining that vines were coming out of her vagina. The doctor examined her....... and she found that it was a potato that had sprouted vines. The patient told the doctor that her mother told her to put a potato in her vagina to prevent pregnancy. Sounds like Mama had a potato for a brain. 🥔  And nobody wants tater-twats for dinner tonight.  (Although when I read that story to Storm, he said he'd take a side of knicker fries.)  

The power of the kit-kat is strong.  It has started wars and brought down entire empires.  And even when it is older and it would be understandable if it has lost some of its zest appeal........ it hasn't.  Not to our guys.   Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr!  🐈

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1,2,3,4   https://www.factretriever.com/vagina-facts

22 comments:

  1. Personally, I love it when LC knocks me out with her VAGINA POWER!... POWER TO THE VAGINA! ... 😁
    Windy... Are YOU SURE ABOUT THAT THREE WEEK Vagina HAIR GROWTH? Because I have seen Hairy vagina's that gave me nightmares for weeks... 🤣 Three weeks, I don't know about that one.. 😉 Squalene - That's a new one on me. You now know why guys follow women blogs... Get the facts from those who know. And yes, men have had teeth knock out, to cities burned down over a vagina...


    peace and love
    1ManView

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    1. Hi, 1MV ! Well, I am not an expert on the subject, nor do I want to be (LOL!), but that is what my source claims. Upon a little bit further research, the entire life cycle of the hair in the nether regions is 30 to 44 days.... so yep, falls out in about a month. Here is the source should you care to read more about it. https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19540604/pubic-hair-grows-fast/ And that is from a men's magazine, so good for you! Thanks for your perspective or your "View!" Regards, Windy

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  2. what an informative post! Loved it!

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    1. Hi, Fondles! Glad you enjoyed it. Thank you! Hugs, Windy

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  3. LoL Windy, love it! A sprouting potato...seriously??? LoL oh, and eww

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Hi, Roz! Can you believe that?! Yes, a flipping potato! I saw that story from 2 different websites! Yes, ewwww, is right! Hugs, Windy

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  4. I love the way you write! You definitely paint pictures with your words - though it may take me some time to wash away certain images, Hahaha...

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    1. Hey, PK! Well, that is a wonderful compliment coming from you, the author. Thank you! Yes, some of those images are rough ones, but I could not resist! Those are fun to create! hahaha Hugs, Windy

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  5. I have to agree with you that there are definitely some ‘vagina warriors’ around here. Some very wise women who know their own power as well as that of their husbands.
    An interesting read Windy. :)

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    1. Laughing, Laurel, at vagina warriors! Wow! You're right though! Thanks for reading! Hugs, Windy

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  6. Windy,
    I really enjoyed this post and learned a little too. The potato episode was amusing. Your topics are getting more and more interesting and I cannot wait for what is next. I do agree with the statement that great orgasms make for a woman feeling better about herself. Yes! Keep the great posts coming.
    Meredith

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    1. Hi, Meredith! Thank you, I'm glad you liked this post and got a little chuckle out of the potato head/butt! My posts are sometimes a bit of a surprise in some ways, but I guess so I am, so it works for me! HA! Hail to the V! Hugs, Windy

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  7. A fun, funny and informative post, Windy! ... love all the bits of information and your analyses about one of the most powerful parts of the human body ... one that gives love, pleasure and life, and as you say, has started wars and brought down empires ... whoot! ... vagina owners rock! :>)) ... hugs! ... nj

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    1. Hi, Nora Jean! FFI, huh? Thank you! Well, I guess that's better than me trying to jump in and post an FFF. Laughing! Aw, it does give love, pleasure, and life..... I LOVE how you said that! We do rock! Hugs, Windy

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  8. Oh my gosh Windy! The "Disney" girl is blushing something fierce! I dont think I knew any of that, so thanks for the education? And the laugh (read blush!)
    Boo

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    1. Hi, Boo! You can stay sweet and innocent, but put those Disney movies back on the shelf already, and show your guy what to do with a wooden spoon, or a pancake flipper or something from your kitchen while you're cooking dinner! <> Actually, I didn't know these vagina facts either... the serious ones or the funny ones! Glad you got a laugh though, but sorry for the blush. I promise we weren't watching ya! Hugs, Windy

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    2. I am always blushing, dont appologize. I am pretty sure it is my natural state.

      Boo

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    3. Okay, Boo! Thanks for letting me know so I will recognize you in a crowd. haha Hugs, Windy

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  9. Windy, you had me laughing just reading the post’s title - and that hurt because I am nursing a bad back at the moment! It was fun to read and full of information at the same time - though I’d rather have been kept in the dark about some of it!
    Rosie xx

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    1. Hi, Rosie! Oh no, your back is still injured?! I'm sorry. Laughing, coughing, and sneezing can hurt a sore back something awful! Hopefully, I only caused the laughing part. Step into the light of knowing irrelevant internet information. haha Maybe read my posts with one eye open? Feel better. Thanks for the fun comments. Hugs, Wimdy

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  10. Windy,
    I started laughing with Betty White's (Love that woman!)quote and never stopped. Leave it to you to have your very own "Vagina Monologue."

    Love you just the way you are!!!!
    Ella

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    1. Hi, Ella! I put BW's quote in there because it was hilarious and I also knew that we can all "hear her voice" as we read it. Laughing! I have not seen the Vagina Monologues, but I have heard of it and it is funny that you say this is my version of it. hahaha Thanks for reading, Ella. I'm so glad it tickled you. And I am happy to hear you love me just the way I am. That is a nice feeling! Love and Hugs, Windy

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