Wednesday, February 12, 2020

Birdie Blow Job

Y'all know months ago when my jaw got stuck while giving Storm a blow job? I'm referring to this: Jaws and Oral Sex (I almost just typed his real name, probably because I took some medication that makes me very sleepy, which could mean that this post might make no sense at all, but who cares because that's life, or it might turn into quite the hoot, pun intended because of the title.)

Well, for the first time since then, I gave Storm (typed his real name again... laughing..)  an impromptu blowjob in his office.  He was Bare Butt Bonanza in his chair....... I get started........ and I suddenly feel like someone is watching me.  I realize that our bird is probably giving us the one-eye from his nearby cage.  I glance back at him.  Yep, he's watching.  Just then the bird gives a cat call whistle like this, "Whit! Whew!"  And Storm laughs and replies, "Thank you."



Because this is spur of the moment and the only sexual activity we have had in a long while, which I may or may not explain why in another post, Storm looks around for a paper towel, Kleenex, etc. because he knows Wifey Windy doesn't swallow.  He comes up with a square a little bit  bigger than a square of toilet paper.  I look at it and tease, "It's been a long while. Is this going to be big enough to catch it all?"  That remained to be seen.

It was seen.  It came and went and with his pants down at his ankles, my husband wobbled like a happy penguin to the  bathroom.  Me being the one who almost always has the bare buns around here laughed at the sight.

And that, folks, is a Birdie Blowjob.  My jaw held up relatively well.  Toot! Toot!

If you want to laugh really hard at something we discovered online 25 years ago, take a quick listen to this  Duck Blow Job, when the kiddos aren't around.  It isn't nasty....... it's funny!

8 comments:

  1. OMG Windy,

    I should have known better, especially from the title...never drink tea (or anything else) while reading Windy's blog! LoL

    This was freakin hilarious, what a picture you paint. Love your bird chipping in, and Storm's reply, then Storm waddling to the bathroom. Priceless! Thank you for making my day :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Hi, Roz! Yes, you should have known by the title because I wasn't trying to trick ya! Although, I suppose sometimes I do! Did you listen to the duck thing? Freaking hilarious!!! So glad this funny stuff helped you through your day. Hugs, Windy

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  2. Oh Windy,

    I am with Roz! Please....happy penguin!!! Ha ha!

    Hugs
    Boo

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    1. *Drink* *Drink* *Drink* I mean, only tea, of course! Glad you laughed and I hope you came near to spitting! Hugs, Windy

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  3. Sounds like fun is being had at the Storm/Windy household. Even the bird it getting it's jollies! And yes it is fun to see their naked little behinds flitting around once and a while.

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    1. Hey, you! That was some much needed fun for sure. It is amazing that this bird doesn't repeat some of the words and sounds we make at our house, but we're glad he doesn't! I've always liked Storm's man buns..... and I do smack them when I get the chance, but not in a ttwd way! LOL! Hugs, Windy

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  4. It sounds like fun is being had by everyone including your feathered friend. Nice to hear all is good, now I’m off to listen to Donald! :)

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    1. Hi, Laurel! Oh gosh, have fun with Donald! Thanks for stopping by! Hugs, Windy

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